
Josh: Because he didn't spend his time wisely during the week and learn his song? That seems right. Anyway, that's all for our lagging commentary. I'll be back shortly with our top three/bottom three selections.
Kim: Poor little thing. I feel so bad for him I'm thinking of breaking the rules and voting for him.
Josh: And surprisingly, the worst performance of the night goes to David Archuleta. What the hell was that?
Kim: I think that's being kind. That was probably the worst song I've ever heard.
Josh: I'll tell you who isn't better than him -- Kristy Lee Cook. Goodness. That there was one God awful song.
Kim: I don't think so, really. There are people better than him on the show. That means he's not better than the show.
Josh: I'm saying he's better than the show.
Kim: He shouldn't be on the show? Why?
Josh: Ugh, nevermind. On to Michael Johns. Best of the bunch to this point. Guy shouldn't be on the show.
Kim: There's one around?
Josh: You should leave the jokes to professionals.
Kim: Yeah, a knock out. I think you meant people who heard her sing wanted to be knocked out.
Josh: I tell you who was really good again tonight -- Amanda. She knocked that song out.
Kim: And boy, was he corny? I was expecting to hear a cruise ship horn at some point.
Josh: Next up, David Hernandez. The only thing I could think when he started out in the audience was, Hey, that previous stage "experience" is really paying off.
Kim: She's my favorite girl. Without a doubt. And she's getting pretty close to the overall top.
Josh: Now, Brooke, though, that's a girl who can win this. She's never been bad. Not once.
Kim: That's pretty funny ... because it's true. I can't even watch him.
Josh: Oh, David Cook, you know who loves David Cook? David Cook. He loves himself -- a LOT.
Kim: Can we just get to David Cook please?
Josh: So, you like Carly? Boring, plain Carly? Please.
Kim: Oh, I get it. You're backwards. You love Amanda and hate Carly. It's like Bizzaro World. Thanks.
Josh: I'll tell you who's weird for me -- Carly. They just LOVE this girl and I don't get it. She's just plain.
Kim: This dude is weird for me. I really like him and never thought I would. He's one of the best on there and they didn't show him until the first top 24 show.
Josh: Somebody else who's pretty good -- Jason Castro. Don't care for the dreads, but the guy can sing.
Kim: Agreed. But she was pretty boring. Hard to argue that.
Josh: She's not lying about the sound thing. She had me checking. That came to an end when Ramiele went on, though. Nothing wrong with her sound. This girl, despite the judges' opinions, is pretty good.
Kim: I thought something was wrong with the sound on the TV. That's how bad I thought Chikezie was. He made me doubt a brand new TV.
Josh: I'm tired of the shots at Amanda. You knew what she was going to bring from the start. Anyway, let's move on to Chikezie. Oh, I hated this. And I had this guy in my top three at one point. He got solid reviews from the judges, who were obviously drinking.
Kim: It's obviously not a singing competition, otherwise Amanda wouldn't still be around. Anyway, I'm agreeing on Syesha. Two-thirds good, one-third completely awful.
Josh: We led things off this evening with the lovely Syesha. Not too terribly bad, unless you count the entire third of the song that out of key. But you know, it's not like this is a singing competition or something.
OK, sorry about the tardiness here folks. But honestly, I told all of you that this week would be a bit hectic. I got basketball, football and TV stuff. Yeah, I know, poor me. Anyway, here we are now and what we're gonna do here is give a quick back and forth on the contestants and then hammer out our top three/bottom three. Sound good? OK then. We're off.
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